The BIEBERPHILE Game

Okay so yesterday I had tickets to see JUSTIN BIEBER at the arena, I know I’m 19 and I know I’m a male but I’m not going to lie, I was fucking excited!! However, with Bieber being 17, his support act Willow Smith being 10, and the average age of the 20 thousand strong audience being 12 I knew this would attract some not very nice people. So being the lovely person I am I decided whilst I sat in the entrance to the arena finishing my vodka I’d put myself on BIEBERPHILE patrol and follow any suspicious looking individuals whilst holding a big banner above their head through the station which connects to the arena. You know, to make everyone aware about these dodgy looking characters! The plan worked a treat and people laughed, cheered and took pictures as we followed these selected people through the station…until they turned around, realised what we were doing then chased after us as we ran the fuck away!

The gig it’s self was all kinds of awesome …and awkward! Especially after Alisha managed to get our tickets upgraded at the last minute!!  As the lights dimmed, the screams took over and Bieber was just seconds away from taking to the stage we happily skipped on down with a pint in hand to our new seats on the front row (whilst flicking off every little 12 year old belieber bitch that boo’d us as we did so). Then it all started and I danced, sang, screamed …and became highly embarrassed when I looked to the side and realized Biebers mum, teacher, bodyguard and little Jaden Smith were all stood less than a meter away from us and quickly tried to wipe the JB I had written on my cheek off. It didn’t work and I high 5 ‘d his milf of a mum anyway and then carried on screaming along to every lyric at the top of my voice! Awesome night in general – If you want to see more pictures of me chasing people around with a BIEBERPHILE banner above their head and some pics from the gig then hit us up on facebook as i’ll upload some later. links up on the side somewhere
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