I’m writing a book!
You heard that right MS FREEMAN! I, Joshua Fox, the boy you repeatedly failed in English throughout High School is writing a book. An actual book with actual words and an actual story, so suck on that you boring, overweight, depressive lesbian!
Apologies for that little outburst of repressed High School anger, but you did indeed read that right, I am writing a book! I don’t have any of them A-Level things and I’ve never even read a proper book, and I don’t particularly care. I’m writing it for me, simply because it’s something I wanted to do …although the few people I’ve told about it seemed pretty stoked in wanting to read it so that’s kind of cool and the fewer people that have read early drafts think its hilarious which is also kind of cool
The story you ask? The book follows a young boy from the poverty stricken streets of North Manchester on his quest for love. After graduating high-school he vows to succeed and forces himself into the gruelling press industry. In no time at all he finds himself a leading paparazzi in the city, having his work printed in publications worldwide on a daily basis. However, his success is short-lived as he soon discovers the lonely and immoral side to the industry and quits in pursuit of love. His sights are set on worldwide phenomenon Miley Cyrus and the book simply documents his journey to destiny as he stops at nothing to get to his one true love. If you hadn’t already guessed, it’s my autobiography!! Focussing specifically on the years I’ve spent trying to capture the heart of Miley Cyrus. Written in my usual sarcastic, slightly dramatic yet somewhat comical style, the book basically covers everything! How I’ve mingled with some of the world’s biggest stars just to get closer to her; Jonas Brothers, Justin Bieber, Taylor Swift, Lady GaGa etc …there all in it! The numerous runnings with the police, the stripping, the fights, the after parties, the movie premieres, the stalking, the sneaking-into-hotels, the getting-kicked-out-of-hotels, the attempted murder drama, the sleeping on the streets! The book literally covers every single aspect of my 3 year love affair and all the drama that’s happened along the way. Alongside tales of working as a teenage paparazzo, how-to guide to stalking….etc
To sum up; the idea was inspired from the hilarity countless people told me they found in my previous Miley related blogs, which you can check out here: “I Can’t Be Tamed” A story of injustice as my love is confused as an attempted murder on Miley and I find myself under attack by her security and “The Quest To Mileys Heart” which documents how the press brought me that little bit closer to my love by nicknaming me Mileys Psycho in their newspapers
