The quest to Mileys heart

After years of action, lust, sorrow and betrayal, my journey to capture the heart of teen icon Miley Cyrus has almost reached its happy ending. Being one of worlds biggest stars and object of desire to millions, where Miley goes, crowds follow, and my mission to get noticed amongst the hoards of obsessive stalkers has not been easy. A love story hasn’t been this adventurous since Romeo and Juliet, I’ve put my life on the line to ensure this story gets the fairytale ending it’s destined for, and after almost 3 years, I can finally see the end in sight.

I’ve slept on the streets, been chased through London by police officers, fought security, been attacked by different security, argued with even more security and been physically assaulted by disgruntled members of the public all in a bid to get close to her. I’ve stripped on multiple occasions in front of thousands of people, whilst inches away from her in the VIP area at her shows in a desperate bid to get her attention. I’ve pushed my way through crowds of children to meet her at movie premieres. I’ve slyly had children removed from events by phoning their schools and reporting them truanting just to spend a few more seconds in her presence. I’ve stalked her around the country, followed her car and spent hundreds of pounds to stay in the same hotel as her. I’ve met her father, her brother, he ex-boyfriend, her friends, he ex-friends, even her videographer. I’ve snook into her after parties. I’ve been kicked out of her after parties. Some call it stalking, I call it love.

The one thing that truly defines a celebrity couple is the nickname the press will refer to them as. The Beckhams have Posh & Becks, Brad and Angeline have Bradgelina, even Heidi and Spencer have Speidi, and now, thanks to my last desperate attempt to capture Mileys heart, we have; MILEY AND HER PSYCHO!!

The story may be a little fabricated, my intentions may have been misunderstood and people may also think I’m a little crazy, but none of this matters. A couple that gets press together, stays together! It’s a simple fact, just ask Heidi and Spencer! Now whilst I wait patiently for Miley to call and confess her undying love for me, please enjoy some pictures I’ve taken along my journey.

Yours sincerely,

Mileys Psycho.