February 2012
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Boyband Harassment & Takeaway Babies
What’s the difference between a The Wanted fan and a normal boy you ask? A litre of Jack Daniels. Or so I have learnt. I’ve seen them at shows, on the street, in hotels; and in all honesty never particularly cared. But this weekend after hitting that state of exuberance every promising young alcohol strives to spend their weekends in, I found myself running around their hotel, fanboying at the...
MY BOOK IS NOW ON AMAZON
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Greggs Dead, Scouse Stalking & How Not To Pick Up...
Guess who quit their job and is once again unemployed and spending their days watching Loose Women? ME! Which of course means I’m back to posting lengthy tales like this about all the fun stalking adventures I’m having, you know, instead of actually contributing something to society. Also not to brag but I just thought I’d throw this in (I’m totally bragging), my autobiography has now sold in 17...