February 2012
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Boyband Harassment & Takeaway Babies
What’s the difference between a The Wanted fan and a normal boy you ask? A litre of Jack Daniels. Or so I have learnt. I’ve seen them at shows, on the street, in hotels; and in all honesty never particularly cared. But this weekend after hitting that state of exuberance every promising young alcohol strives to spend their weekends in, I found myself running around their hotel, fanboying at the...
MY BOOK IS NOW ON AMAZON
WHICH MEANS YOU CAN BUY A COPY FOR YOUR KINDLE HERE OR IF YOU’RE NOT THAT TECHNICAL YOU CAN STILL BUY PHYSICAL COPIES FROM MY WEB STORE
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Greggs Dead, Scouse Stalking & How Not To Pick Up...
Guess who quit their job and is once again unemployed and spending their days watching Loose Women? ME! Which of course means I’m back to posting lengthy tales like this about all the fun stalking adventures I’m having, you know, instead of actually contributing something to society. Also not to brag but I just thought I’d throw this in (I’m totally bragging), my autobiography has now sold in 17...
January 2012
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All Time Madness
Found some pictures the other day from when I met All Time Low on their first ever UK tour in 2008. I’ll spare you all the embarrassing reminder of my awkward 15 year old emo phase, but it’s pretty awesome to see how far they’ve come since then.
That tour was co-headlining with Cobra Starship of venues 10 times smaller than the one they played last night and after the show there...
PEOPLE REALLY ANNOY ME: ANDREW STONE →
peoplereallyannoyme:
It’s very rare I’ll let something as superficial as celebrity get to me like this. But I just don’t know how to continue. It’s 4am as I type this out into my iPhone note pad, and I may be a little drunk which is heightening this UTTER RAGE I am feeling, but I just need to vent this anger. I’ve had a lovely night up until this point. Friends, cocktails and general good...
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December 2011
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Dear Taylor Momsen,
As much as I love you, I do wish you’d dress for the weather a little better. I don’t know about where you live, but Manchester’s kinda cold right now. Like FUCKING cold. Which I’m sure you noticed during your brief visit recently. But there you were, bra popping open and a barely there dress; and it just isn’t acceptable is it Taylor? Yes you could argue you’re wearing a coat, but what good is...
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Making a documentary. Fans needed.
As we’ve now all frantically snapped up our tickets for the 2012 tour and began with the excitement, I wanted to share an idea I kinda had which focusses around this. A McFly documentary. However centred solely round the fans rather than the band. From my blogs you may have read I’ve posted before discussing the lengths friends and I regularly go to for the band, I want to bring this to light via...
November 2011
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FINAAAAALY A PUBLISHED AUTHOR ...i think
If you enjoy tales of celebrity harassment, Miley Cyrus and sarcasm, then be sure to click through and purchase what can only be described as the silliest book you’ll ever read. The book discusses my time working as a paparazzi photographer. The highs and lows of working such an unconventional job at such a young age. My various tales stalking my way to some of the biggest stars in the world and...
October 2011
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Book Update: "Some Call It Stalking, I Call It...
Don’t be fooled. This sadly isn’t the finished product I hold in my hands …but it’s not soon off! It’s been a few months since I posted a brief preview of the book I’m still writing so I thought it was time for a little update
Although the general concept of the book remains the same; centred solely around my love for Miley Cyrus and the adventures I’ve embarked upon in order to make her...
September 2011
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The worst student. →
I usually leave my rants, moaning and negativity to my second blog “People Really Annoy Me”, but the poem I just posted on there perfectly sums up why I’m often embarrassed to even admit to being a student due to these types of stereotypes, and why I would much rather stay home alone watching the soaps than “hit up some clubs”
peoplereallyannoyme:
September comes...
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A month as a man.
Well a month has passed now since my inevitable transformation from careless teenager to fully-fledged adult; and although I’ve found myself continuingly sneaking my way to some of the world’s biggest stars, fighting lesbians over an inflatable crocodiles, and being wrongly accused of having casual intercourse in the men’s toilets with middle-aged women, I do feel I have matured substantially....
August 2011
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My Birthday In A Brothel
To say i’ve had an eventful teenage life would be pretty spot on if we’re being honest. Often beyond my control and completely unrealistic; stuff tends to just happen when it comes to me. I’ve been detained and escorted out of the city I call home after being suspected as a possible terrorist threat to the prime minister. I’ve been chased through the streets of London by hoards of police...
July 2011
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Blood splashing, wedding crashing & penis flashing
You know when you meet a famous person/band you love and you’re so happy and excited that you mumble your words or drop the thing you’re getting signed or something like that? Then you walk away like “OH MY GOD THAT WAS EMBARRASSING” and cringe at yourself? Well try accidentally bleeding on them!!!!!!! However, before I get to that highly exciting tale; my month started how every month should,...
June 2011
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This isn't the time for closing your eyes
I’ve tried editing new eyes on in Photoshop, I’ve tried drawing sunglasses on in Paint …I’ve even tried telling people I was just doing an impression of a Chinese person. But just nothing has worked. So here it is, the truth. As Lea Michele, the insanely talented actress from awesome TV show Glee held up her end of our promise by letting me get a picture with her away from...
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May 2011
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Baptized By A China Man
I really do need to stop answering the front door, like really. Usually I don’t have a problem saying no to people. It’s just, when their knocking on your door it’s a completely different story. It’s like, cause there here at my house that I have some kind of personal connection with them and can’t just say no. My housemates had to literally stop me inviting the homeless lady that sleeps on our...
Kerrang, Slam Dunk festival and a whole lot of...
Fresh after my previous post about my um, new found Canadian fame? you’ll never guess what happened? Leading rock magazine KERRANG printed a feature about me! Yes that has been intentionally written to over exaggerate the entire situation, but if you purchase this week’s Kerrang magazine you will indeed see a [very] small article with pictures about when I recently met Gerard Way and Dave Grohl!...
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FINALLY FAMOUS (in the Vancouver area)
The one thing I love about the media in this day and age is how in your face it is. You can’t even nip to the shops without having some form of advertisement or pointless information forced upon you. Billboards on the side of roads, posters plastered across phone boxes, full page ads in your morning newspaper….etc etc etc. There is literally no escape. It’s only right celebrities are...
April 2011
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London food-fights to Manchester hotel parties
Considering I tell myself on a regular basis that I’ve grown out of this McFly phase I don’t half seem to see them alot. This month essentially should have been renamed to “McMarch” for me as pretty much 99% of my social life has revolved around this band these past 31 days. It all started with an um, lovely day trip to Bolton to see them after finding out they were doing some charity concert for...
March 2011
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The BIEBERPHILE Game
Okay so yesterday I had tickets to see JUSTIN BIEBER at the arena, I know I’m 19 and I know I’m a male but I’m not going to lie, I was fucking excited!! However, with Bieber being 17, his support act Willow Smith being 10, and the average age of the 20 thousand strong audience being 12 I knew this would attract some not very nice people. So being the lovely person I am I decided whilst I sat in...
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People annoy me
What happens when your all kinds of amazing and surrounded by mediocrity on a daily basis? You get annoyed, thats what happens. On an ever increasing basis I seem to find myself infuriated by the smallest of things. My temper is short, my tolerance is at an all time low and I find myself bursting with rage, rants and hate more frequent than ever …so I created a new blog to post my rants out...
February 2011
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I'm okay (I promise)
Quite different to my usual sarcastic rambles, today I am writing to you from a state of genuine happiness. Everyone has that one defining moment in their life they look back on where everything suddenly clicks. What triggers this could be anything; a thought, experience, object. For me it was an album. An album that took the young confused boy with no direction I once was and molded me into the...
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"Some call it stalking, I call it love"
Guess whos book now has a front cover!! Mileys face is going to be hilarious when I hand her a copy when it’s finished and she’s next in England
(click the image to go through to Flickr for higher quality)
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I hate couples that take “cute” pictures together
Except in this case, because we look so hot together. Yesterday I headed up into the countryside to shoot the cover of my awesome-super-hilarious book that i’m currently writing “Some call it stalking, I call it love” (bla bla bla read about it a few blogs down), however due to gale force winds, impending rain and the sheer fact Miley is indeed made of cardboard it didn’t particularly go to plan....
January 2011
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Bring Me Le Bataclan
After 48 straight hours of no sleep, duty free vodka, travelling and moshing I have departed Paris and landed safely back in England feeling dirty, sleep-deprived and slightly sad it’s all over. Why did I go to Paris you [probably didn’t just] ask yourself? To provide Bring Me The Horizon guest-vocals at their show at Le Bataclan!!! With the guest being my wonderful self and the vocals of course...
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The (McFly) Walk Of Shame
You know when somebody tells you not to do something but you do it anyway because at the time it just seems like the most hilarious thing ever? Well today is a clear example of this.
McFly were in town and at a local radio station and obviously if you know me, or follow my blogs you could probably have predicted I would be there getting my stalk on! Some lucky bitches were “randomly selected” on...
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I'm writing a book!
You heard that right MS FREEMAN! I, Joshua Fox, the boy you repeatedly failed in English throughout High School is writing a book. An actual book with actual words and an actual story, so suck on that you boring, overweight, depressive lesbian!
Apologies for that little outburst of repressed High School anger, but you did indeed read that right, I am writing a book! I don’t have any of them...
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Goodbye 2010 and Thank You!
I’m quite sad to say goodbye to 2010. I’ve shared some amazing experiences with some amazing people this past year, I’ve also shared some not-so-amazing experiences with some not-so-amazing people, I’ve followed my heart in the pursuit of love, I’ve been wrongly accused of attempted murder and branded a psycho in the pursuit of love, I’ve moved house, I’ve accidently set fire to my house,...
December 2010
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November 2010
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Sometimes I don’t understand life. Is there a purpose? People live unhappy and die unhappy, afraid to step up and break free from their inhibitions and insecurities. I often wonder why are we even given the ability to dream if the possibility of it becoming reality is so unlikely? It’s like we’re subconsciously just tricking ourselves into aiming for the impossible. Makes me think there is...
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hello winter
It’s been almost 3 months now since I moved into my own house. Ignoring the whole drama at the start of October, the fire, the minor flood and that terrifying visit from the TV license people, everything’s been going great! I wouldn’t say I don’t understand the financial side of living independently because I’m not stupid. I just choose not to understand it, that stuff just does not interest me...
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The quest to Mileys heart
After years of action, lust, sorrow and betrayal, my journey to capture the heart of teen icon Miley Cyrus has almost reached its happy ending. Being one of worlds biggest stars and object of desire to millions, where Miley goes, crowds follow, and my mission to get noticed amongst the hoards of obsessive stalkers has not been easy. A love story hasn’t been this adventurous since Romeo and Juliet,...
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I can't be tamed
News broke last week MILEY CYRUS was coming to Endland to do one signing to launch her new clothing range, and where did she pick? …..ASDA in DERBY. Obviously I had to go, mainly just because of the hilarity that one of the world’s biggest stars was doing a signing at ASDA in DERBY!! Which as suspected, is a shit hole. We arrived first thing and there were about 100 kids in front of us in...
October 2010
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happy halloween
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Reading week without the reading
Okay so it’s “Reading Week” here in England for the majority of us university students, which basically means have a week off and do what the hell you want! My course requires no reading, so in my case it should have been re-named MAD WEEK OF ALCOHOL, STAKLING AND BEST FRIENDS. In case you’re slightly undecided whether or not to continue reading his tale of my week, it’s going to involve...
September 2010
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The downward spiral of a teenage hero
This blog is about Ian Watkins, front man of rock band Lostprophets and one of the true inspirations of the “emo” world with his awesome music and even awesomer haircuts. Back in the day when I hit that awkward age of 14, I decided to part with the mainstream clique that my fellow classmates all conformed too and ventured out into the unknown and discovered rock music and gained a whole new...
August 2010
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Leeds Festival 2010
You know when you see stuff on TV about them little African kids living in mud huts, having to walk miles for water, having no food and shitting in a bush and you think “I cannot relate to this, so therefore I do not care”? well I CAN NOW RELATE TO THIS! Enter Leeds festival 2010.
The toilets, as always, were VILE. It’s not even a toilet, it’s a piece of wood that’s covered in piss with a hole in...
A Happy Post
It’s kind of weird how things pan out, back in the day when I first got into photography, if someone would of told me I’d part with the celebrity paparazzi side of it in favour of weddings, I would of happily told them to STFU without a seconds hesitation! But now as it’s happened, I’ve kind of realized how much more fulfilling this kind of work is. Rather than spending my days stalking...
Drunk Mcfly > Not Drunk Mcfly
Yesterday I hit up one the radio stations Mcfly were at plugging their new single. It’s been well over a year since Mcfly have really done anything like this in England, and the question on most people’s lips were; after such a long break and a completely new sound are they still going to pull in big crowds there known for? This question was immediately dismissed upon arrival, there were...
July 2010
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YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE TO SPECSAVERS!
Well Friday I did, they told me that what I’ve perceived as perfect vision all my life isn’t in fact what it seems, they told me those blurred shapes and colours in the distance I’ve spent my entire life looking at in curiosity are in fact objects, and finally, they told me I have to wear glasses. I understand lots of people wear glasses and they’re not a big deal, but when you’ve spent 19 years...
A lifelong ambition
Okay blog world, we’re getting a little deep right now, this shit is personal. This blog is about a life-long battle I’ve fought, and after constant struggle I think I’m finally ready to throw in the towel and admit defeat. Behind this obviously beautiful, insanely talented and absolutely hilarious persona you all see me as, is a young boy with a dream. This dream is to grow a moustache. A...
"I'm not made of money!"
Obviously you’re not made of money Mother, if you were made of money do you think you’d still be stood here moaning?